If you don't have a criminal record and you like getting caught in the rain

After the military coup in fiji, the army chief decided to place a few classified ads in local papers; anyone can become a government minsiter so long as they have a clean record and aren't bankrupt! I guess there's a whole bunch of people in Fiji who really wish they hadn't had that "one" toke in college.

When Politics Meets Star Trek...

Beloved readers, this may be the most important video ever posted on here, if you are going to watch one internet video this year, make sure it's this one.

David Wu, we love U

Please note, the part with Bush at the end is not what I'm refering to because it sucks

Reality Bites; don't mess with Bollywood

Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty was racially abused by three other contestants on the reality tv show, celebrity big brother. The ringleader of the gang, permier non celebrity Jade Goody apparently cut a deal with the show's producers in which she would act like a provincial idiot to generate higher ratings, and in return would automatically win the contest.

There has been massive outrage in India towards Goody, and India's prime minister Manmohan Singh, has suggested that he may lead his country into war against Goody's own Transalgoodia (a small area in essex, which she declared her own country)


Politician Gordon Brown also tried to get into the action by announcing something about how Indians know that the UK is a tolerant country, but the shows producers said that his crummy effort didn't desreve any illegitemate monies.

"sure she has the face of a naplam survivor, but check out those breasts!"

(facts remain unverified)

Surf's on Islam!

we've all seen rapping rabbis, but that was so 2006, I say welcome to 2007 and welcome to the BURKINI!!! a burkah for the beach! Surfing muslims have created this relgious swim wear with which they can pound the waves while mantaining that devout look thats sooo in at the moment.

Bangla Vicrum: JUST MARRIED

my colleuge (however its spelt) and your cultural liberator has finally settled down with a nice female (?)


who knew he was suh a trekkie

live long and prosper, your friend Milo Hemholtz

TIME for some new stories

As an avid reader of time magazine I feel that I have the exclusive rights to complain about it:
has anyone ever noticed how recently time has like 3 different stories and nothing else?
1) the war in iraq etc.
2) how great china is ( we get it, it's rich)
3) how excelent dumb things like myspace and youtube are, and announcing that people like myself (taking the internet into my own hands) are "man of the year"

2000sucks' opinion?

IT SUCKS!

Back Online

We've been offline for aproximatley a month now, and I figured that some of our readers may be bored of seeing the hebrew hammer everytime they check up (akthough it is awesome), so Im going to try to restart the barage of posts with german speed and presicion.
2000 sucks' reign of terror isnt over!