The Hewbrew Hammer

Right, this is a 2000sucks first, this is oficially not photoshopped, THIS IS THE REAL DEAL HOMIE




The Hebrew Hammer is a film that was released in 2003. It stars Adam Goldberg, Judy Greer, Andy Dick, Mario Van Peebles, and Peter Coyote. The plot concerns a Jewish superhero known as The Hebrew Hammer who must save Hanukkah from the evil son of Santa Claus who wants to destroy Hanukkah and make everyone celebrate Christmas.

I need to see this movie

dawn of the head (of state)

pow!

yo, people are gettin slack on this mother fucker so check this fuckin ill old skool beastie boys video!



woooooord

Richard Simmons eats corn just like you scumbag!

This just in... Richard Simmons was caught eating corn! the rumors are true, celebrities are in fact just like you or me, they eat corn!!!


and im not even stoned

Diversify, Fool!

recognize, ya'll lovin the cyber goodness of 2000sucks, but suckas better realise that soon we're gonna be in print too! WURRD!!! so if any of you crackas go to BHASVIC than you can check us in our brand spankin new column in CHAVSBIC (student zine) appearing in the issue after the next isuue. YES!

Kid america club kickin it

on a lighter note, this video is fucking ill

Issues 2 by Bangla

first of all, all these cyber players who think theyre big shots, they aint. Big with the ladys? only on myspace fool

secondly, shit bands who are getting recognition, gigs, record deals ETC. They all fucking suck, if stalin was alive now hed fucking love them becuase they are all the same and equally as poor.

thirdly, they teachin us about nothin'! education system = shit

4th point, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE WEATHER? i almost got fucking drowned by excess of water seeping into my pores today, garunteed though, i will have to wear fucking shorts tomorow becuase its so hot. global warming isnt all its cracked up to be, mother earth should sort herself fucking out

5th point, fucking idiots from worthing

6th point, your mother

Fast times at class A high

I was sifting through the copious amounts of images on my old computer when I stumbled over this beauty...


Now ya'll know that my crew parties hearty, and here's some proof, this was the contents of the inner pocket of my tailor made suit at my high school prom. Hell yeah, funny story; a bunch of kids had to get up on stage to anounce how much they loved the crummy school, and I got up smashed a glass and screamed at them how they owed me money and that they should get their knives out, or so Im told, I don't really remember much after munching out on a couple of those purple bad boys

Pesky porkers

FUCK
check this mad news out

A three-year-old boy has been eaten alive by a neighbour's herd of pigs on the outskirts of the Indian capital, Delhi, police say.

The boy, Ajay, strayed from the family home as his parents and other family members were having lunch.

When his mother went to look for him, she found the pigs chewing something and spotted bits of her son's clothing.

She threw stones at the animals but they turned on her. Her screams alerted neighbours who came to her rescue.

'Playing'

Relatives in the village of Samaipur Badli in north-west Delhi told police the boy had been carrying bread, which might have led the animals to attack him.

A senior police official, Manish Aggarwal, said a local man who owned the pigs had been detained for causing death due to negligence.

"Three children were playing outside their house when the incident took place," Mr Aggarwal told the BBC.

"The victim, Ajay, strayed from the area but his parents or relatives were not there to save him since they were having lunch inside their house."

in tha G buildin'

now everyone knows wasted musicians, especially rappers, are funny so here is ODB on Yo!MTV raps.

SHAOLIN! WHAT WHAT

It's in the bag

this isnt just a funny looking girl with a freakishly large backpack, she's a complete weirdo and her bag is full of 200 copies of "pride and prejudice" by jane austin!!! I don't have a better photo because she completely freaks out if she sees you taking a picture of her, she starts like hissing and stuff on the floor! Her parents a both science teachers so i guess that kind of explains it.

Nothing to post

There haven't been any posts on here in almost two days, I apologize sincerely, but there isn't anything to post about! The news is boring, people are whining about getting poinsoned and they're probably just making it up to get attention, but I do feel kinda sorry for the Russian guy because he looked like a broken man even before he died.
I expected north Korea to get invaded but that didn't happen, I guess America should've saved it's resources rather than blow them on Iraq, also the maoist rebels in Nepal just signed a peace treaty ending a 10 year civil, which seems a little lazy since they already had like 75% of the country and could've probably taken over the rest of it in a final push.

anyway, I might put some of the stuff on my camera on here, it mainly includes videos of my friends yo yoing and pictures of dumb looking people at college